2002-11-04T08:20:00.000-08:00

OBSERVATIONS
I decided to do this because there are so many issues in our lives that are a total mystery and i often wonder if people think the same way.
"Ooooohhh this sounds serious i hear you say"
Not at all,i'm talking about the lighter aspects of life like:
Why do dogs sniff each others bums?????
Imagine humans doing this !

Hi my names John whats yours ?.
Its Gary can i sniff your bum.
Aye go on help yourself.....

There would be uproar,now all you boffins will say " Oh it's to do with scenting and a formal greeting" . Bollocks, why don't the buggers just shake paws or something. I have 2 dogs ,they are Cavalier bitches and the first thing they do every morning is sniff each others arse,well thats fuckin odd because if it's meant to be a formal greeting these two, who have been living together since birth, have memory loss every night.
Have you ever seen two bitches sniffing each others crutch at the same time ?
They have to lift one of their back legs up and the other does the same and they hop around in a circle until one of them gets pissed off and drops its leg . Now that is hilarious .

Dogs are funny things , mine are so friendly and would never let you down but i wouldn't let them kiss my face especially after they have been sniffing each others bit's.
But people do don't they !!!
You see all the big dog lovers,arms outstretched, "come to mummy" they shout.
The dogs thinking ' Hang on ,whats in it for me' (That's why they always take a long look first) and then curiosity gets the better of them.
'Go on, i'll have a look - maybe a biscuit in it for me ,whats the worst that can happen, a smothering off that fat bitch'
When the dog get's there and there's no biscuit it thinks ' Bastard, as there's no biscuit i'm gonna lick your face' and we all know where that tongue has been !!

its true